Friday, May 29, 2009

ASHLEE


omg ashlee im going to miss you
but guess what...
i convinced my mom to keep the cat at home
so....
were gonna be coming back home for like 5 days every 3 weeks
so....
we can hang out
TEE HEE!!!!!!!!
NOW SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

OMG THERE SOOO HOT



OMG ASHLEE

BROKENCYDE IS LIKE SOOO HOT

IM LIKED HOOKED ON THEM NOW!!!


-<3>

Friday, May 15, 2009









omg!!!! kyle is SOOOO hot!!!!!



Tuesday, May 12, 2009

(bold the ones you've done)
  • 01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
  • 02. Swam with dolphins
  • 03. Climbed a mountain
  • 04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
  • 05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
  • 06. Held a tarantula
  • 07. Taken a candle light bath with someone
  • 08. Said "I love you" and meant it
  • 09. Hugged a tree
  • 10. Bungee jumped
  • 11. Visited Paris
  • 12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
  • 13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
  • 14. Seen the Northern Lights
  • 15. Gone to a huge sports game
  • 16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
  • 17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
  • 18. Touched an iceberg
  • 19. Slept under the stars
  • 20. Changed a baby's diaper
  • 21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
  • 22. Watched a meteor shower
  • 23. Gotten celebration with champagne
  • 24. Given more than you can afford to charity
  • 25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
  • 26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
  • 27. Had a food fight
  • 28. Bet on a winning horse
  • 29. Asked out a stranger (add to to do list) check
  • 30. Had a snowball fight
  • 31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
  • 32. Held a lamb
  • 33. Seen a total eclipse
  • 34. Ridden a roller coaster
  • 35. Hit a home run
  • 36. Danced like a fool and didn't care who was looking
  • 37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
  • 38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
  • 39. Had two hard drives for your computer
  • 40. Visited all 50 states
  • 41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
  • 42. Had amazing friends
  • 43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
  • 44. Watched whales
  • 45. Stolen a sign
  • 46. Backpacked in Europe
  • 47. Taken a road-trip
  • 48. Gone rock climbing
  • 49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
  • 50. Gone sky diving
  • 51. Visited Ireland
  • 52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
  • 53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
  • 54. Visited Japan
  • 55. Milked a cow (put on to do list)
  • 56. Alphabetized your CDs
  • 57. Pretended to be a superhero
  • 58. Sung karaoke
  • 59. Lounged around in bed all day
  • 60. Played touch football
  • 61. Gone scuba diving
  • 62. Kissed in the rain
  • 63. Played in the mud
  • 64. Played in the rain
  • 65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
  • 66. Visited the Great Wall of China
  • 67. Started a business
  • 68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
  • 69. Toured ancient sites
  • 70. Taken a martial arts class
  • 71. Played DVD for more than 6 hours straight
  • 72. Gotten married
  • 73. Been in a movie
  • 74. Crashed a party
  • 75. Gotten divorced
  • 76. Gone without food for 5 days
  • 77. Made cookies from scratch (if you know what i mean...)
  • 78. Won first prize in a costume contest
  • 79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
  • 80. Gotten a tattoo temporarry or not
  • 81. Rafted the Snake River
  • 82. Been on a television news program as an "expert"(a molesting expert...)
  • 83. Gotten flowers for no reason
  • 84. Performed on stage
  • 85. Been to Las Vegas
  • 86. Recorded music
  • 87. Eaten shark
  • 88. Kissed on the first date
  • 89. Gone to Thailand
  • 90. Bought a house
  • 91. Been in a combat zone
  • 92. Buried one/both of your parents (alive or not?)
  • 93. Been on a cruise ship
  • 94. Spoken more than one language
  • 95. Performed in Rocky Horror
  • 96. Raised children
  • 97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
  • 98. Passed out cold
  • 99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
  • 100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
  • 101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
  • 102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
  • 103. Had plastic surgery
  • 104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
  • 105. Wrote articles for a large publication
  • 106. Lost over 100 pounds
  • 107. Held someone while they were having a flashback (just did)
  • 108. Piloted an airplane
  • 109. Touched a stingray
  • 110. Broken someone's heart (i did sunday you fckn bastard)
  • 111. Helped an animal give birth
  • 112. Won money on a TV game show
  • 113. Broken a bone
  • 114. Gone on a photo safari
  • 115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
  • 116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
  • 117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (unless your talking about the drugs)
  • 118. Ridden a horse
  • 119. Had major surgery
  • 120. Had a snake as a pet
  • 121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
  • 122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period
  • 123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States
  • 124. Visited all 7 continents
  • 125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
  • 126. Eaten kangaroo meat
  • 127. Eaten sushi
  • 128. Had your picture in the newspaper
  • 129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
  • 130. Gone back to school (like every day!!! DUH!!!)
  • 131. Parasailed
  • 132. Touched a cock (every day!!!)
  • 133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
  • 134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey
  • 135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
  • 136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
  • 137. Skipped all your school reunions
  • 138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
  • 139. Been elected to public office
  • 140. Written your own computer language
  • 141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
  • 142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
  • 143. Built your own PC from parts
  • 144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
  • 145. Had a booth at a street fair
  • 146. Dyed your hair
  • 147. Been a DJ
  • 148. Shaved your head
  • 149. Caused a car accident
  • 150. Saved someone's life (why should i? just let them die yur gonna get old anyways)

and now tag yourself...enjoy!!any question?

i love s3x


a song by my prostituting friend who will remain anonymous


bend over

touch your toes

put the dick in the hole and let it flow


wasnt it nice?